The Will Rhodes Portmanteau

Well the loony month is almost over - and some of you may have seen I have tried to pick some news stories out that show how bloody-minded and stupid we humans are.

Some serious and others no so much.

So, you may ask, why do I do a summary of the month before it is over? There is, after all, quite a few days to go before we can take stock of the political world and see if they will get serious about the things that mean something - or just carry on as before and prove, daily, that politicians are idiots - I fear the latter.

Well - it is to do with a man called Tony Carp. I doubt very much that you know who Tony is. But I want to bring the world according to Carp out in the open. I would love to have his wit - I openly laugh out loud at some of his comments that I read.

I am, as I have said before, a member of Facebook and some of the groups on there. Tony and I belong to a group called ‘Petition to revoke the independence of the United States of America’. This is where I met Tony.

The group is a mish-mash of quite a few people from around the world who either agree or disagree with the revocation of the independence - it is listed under just for fun, but some do take it rather seriously. There is a wall of shame - and it isn’t full but fun to read, but I digress.

Let us get back to this immensely funny person Tony Carp. He is hilarious in his ways to deal with everyday problems that we all take too much to heart, to whit:

This is another problem with the American Presidential system.

As a President can only have two terms, at least you’re not going to have to put up with some schmuck for more than 8 years, however, as he’ll never need your vote again, he can do and say what the hell he likes in his second term, including, screw you!

This on the Mick Moore ‘So?’ letter.

Do you know why there is such a large chinese immigrant population in Harrow?

No, coz when they arrive at Heathrow they go up to the taxi rank and say……Harrow! Muahahahahha

On another subject of Housing.

I used to have a girlfriend in South Harrow, she rode horses, and looked absolutely top-hole in breeches, boots and all her dressage stuff, she was a little disappointing when out of them though, c’est la vie

About a love of his.

The difference between insanity and eccentricity is money. If you’re rich you can do anything and be consiudered a harmless eccentric, something almost to be celebrated. If you’re poor and behave in a similar manner, they lock you up.

Self-explanatory.

I’m not sure about the injuns, they were a people who didn’t really understand stuff. We used to buy thousands of acres off them for 3 suits of clothes and ten mirrors and some wappum. I’m sure they’d have been parted from their lands anyway

How can anyone take life so seriously after reading such?

Thank you Mr Carp for making me laugh.

Others that need a mention are too many to list.

Seriously humorous people. Shows the world can be saved!